This winter's Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol has to
walk a very delicate line. On one hand, it has to reinvent the series
thanks to all manner of external circumstances, like the commercial
under-performance of Mission: Impossible III and the increasing public
mistrust of
Tom Cruise.
But
then again, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol has to remain as an
identifiable Mission: Impossible film. It's a hard act to pull off. Tilt
too far one way and you might alienate all of Mission: Impossible's
existing fans. Tilt too far the other and you'll just be serving up a
reheated goop of knackered old tropes. Luckily, thanks to the newest
Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol trailer, we're more able than ever
to assess the balance that's been struck.
1) Tom Cruise wearing a disguise. We've seen this before, of course.
Tom Cruise's Mission: Impossible character is a master of disguise, so
he's always dressing up as other people. However, none of Cruise's
disguises have ever been as endearingly crap as this – a fake moustache
and a hat. Which means that, so far, Mission: Impossible – Ghost
Protocol is completely new.
2) Tom Cruise getting flung at an awkward angle by an explosion.
We've seen this too – the shot of Tom Cruise getting flung at an awkward
angle by an explosion on a bridge was one of Mission: Impossible III's
most iconic moments. However, this scene doesn't take place on a bridge,
so it's still fresh and exciting. Well played, Mission: Impossible.
3)
Simon Pegg
pulling a face. Simon Pegg's entire screentime on Mission: Impossible
III was spent pulling a face. But, crucially, it was an infinitesimally
different face to the one he's pulling here. Vive la différence!
4) Tom Cruise running as fast as he can with a face that suggests
he's holding in a fart. Sadly, we have seen this many times before. In
every film he's ever made, Tom Cruise runs really fast with a silly
expression on his face. Every single one. Disappointing.
5) A woman in a ballgown getting out of a sports car legs-first. I
know what you're thinking. You're thinking that this is almost the exact
same shot used in Mission: Impossible III to announce the arrival of
Maggie Q. But hold on there, buster – in that film, the car was a
slightly different colour. This is fresh and new and exciting.
6) Sawyer from Lost looking a bit shifty in your grandpa's cap. This
is exciting. To my knowledge, no previous Mission: Impossible film has
ever featured any former Lost cast member in any form of vaguely
antiquated headwear. This immediately negates the thing about Tom Cruise
running.
7) A woman controlling a touch-screen map projected on to a
transparent surface. Now I'm confused. This is a direct steal from Tom
Cruise's Minority Report, but it's new for the Mission Impossible
series. Oh, screw it, I'm going to say this is another bold reinvention.
8) Tom Cruise titting about with crashed vehicles somewhere dusty.
Remember in Mission: Impossible II, where the entire climax involved Tom
Cruise titting about with some crashed vehicles and Dougray Scott? They
were motorbikes. These are cars. It literally couldn't be more
different. If you disagree, you're wrong.
9) A character perfectly suspended by a complex pulley system with
his arms outstretched. No, this has never happened in any Mission:
Impossible film. Not even once. Another innovation.
10) Tom Cruise leaps out of the world's tallest building attached to
a hosepipe and then runs down the side of it. Oh, this again? What a
letdown.
This movie will be Rock on box-office.
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